

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT SHIT IS? Only a Pegasus with mad SKILLS can pull that shit off.Īnd you just got 20% cooler in the 10 seconds flat that you read this. This bitch is so fast, she was the first, and the last to ever do a sonic rain-boom. " Ponies that fly? Now really, darling." -Rainbow DashĪ main pony from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Though a lot of people will be tempted to downvote this because it's a side of the character you don't like, It's important that this be defined as well.

It isn't right, however, that all the definitions of her leave out this chunk of history, so I wanted there to be a definition on THIS Rainbow Dash as well. I am aware that as of 2010 she was redesigned as an athletic pony. My Little Pony calls her "The Glamour Girl of Ponyville." She is a kindhearted pony and is very interested in fashion and she also has a tendency to use say the word 'Darling' very often. Rainbow Dash is described as stylish and fashionable. In 2009, during My Little Pony's "Generation 3.5" mass redesign, she was shown with a large ponytail in her mane. She features a cutie mark of a rainbow stretching between two clouds. She is a light blue earth pony with a pink, orange, yellow, and green mane and a pink, blue, and purple tail. Rainbow Dash is a main character of the My Little Pony franchise, featuring as one of the Core 7. What’s Hayden doing tonight? I don’t know probably Rainbow dashing to Boise with Tristan! When multiple guys names Hayden and Tristan are younger punching each other’s fart boxes driving to Boise in a Miata. Whoa did you see that? That was AWESOME! Synonyms: awesome, amazing, bedazzling, stupendous, wonderrific, astonishing, breath taking. Most super ultra extreme awesome-mazing in all of ponyville. I decorated my mother's birthday cake with my multicolored sperm. Guy 2 = Oh fuck yeah! They are so amazing. Guy 1 = No the masturbation Rainbow Dash! Guy 1 = Dude, have you ever tried a Rainbow Dash? When your ejaculatory fluids are released from your penis, it should be very colorful and bright. When you are about to release ejaculatory fluids, rub the tip of your penis once more with the several colors. Your penis should turn several colors during this process. You then proceed to masturbate as usual, with wet, colorful fingers. You then proceed to very lightly touch the opening of your penis with each finger, so that it creates a mixture of colors directly on the opening of your penile skin. The act of painting your fingers on the hand that you masturbate with, individually with each 1 color of the rainbow (Red, Orange, Yellow Green, Blue, Indigo, Purple). She is basically a 20% cooler version of Lightning Mcqueen and a pale cyan Pegasus used in alot of Lesbian fan art Guy1: hey man what's your favorite MLP character?
